Thursday, March 02, 2006
Surprise!
Renee's throwing a Surprise Birthday Party for herself next week. Don't tell her, but she's going to be 40!
Everyone is invited, so if you mention it to someone and they say, "Hey! She didn't invite me!" tell them I did. Even if I've never met them.
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i am throwing myself a funeral. should i write the thank you notes before i crawl in the casket?
# posted by 
: 3/23/2006 5:11 PM
: 3/23/2006 5:11 PM
Gentle Reader;
Certainly, if you know you will not be available to write the required thank-yous, you should arrange for them beforehand. If you have a dog, you can put him/her in charge of this task, but have the consideration to leave adequate written instructions. Your human executor should be someone who can communicate with your pet.
You will, of course, have to speak to your pet about your wishes beforehand-- they can't read your mind, after all. Have photos of yourself taken, and familiarize your animal to them. Luckily, it is easier to find foster homes for animals than children, so a modest Purina Chow endowment should cover the expenses.
THT ok THX bye
Certainly, if you know you will not be available to write the required thank-yous, you should arrange for them beforehand. If you have a dog, you can put him/her in charge of this task, but have the consideration to leave adequate written instructions. Your human executor should be someone who can communicate with your pet.
You will, of course, have to speak to your pet about your wishes beforehand-- they can't read your mind, after all. Have photos of yourself taken, and familiarize your animal to them. Luckily, it is easier to find foster homes for animals than children, so a modest Purina Chow endowment should cover the expenses.
THT ok THX bye
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