Wednesday, May 10, 2006

 

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From: Mrs. Isabela Rodrique\'s goodwill Projects.

Warm Greetings!

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and writing through this channel. I got your contact from a proffesional database found in internet while searching for a reliable and honest person that will be an annointed steward in a vision very dear to me.

I am Mrs. Isabela Rodrique person from Puerto Rico undergoing medical treatment. I am married to Dr. Castillo Rodrique who was a gun runner supplying arms and ammunition to warring factions in Africa before he died in the year 2002. We were married for eleven years without a child.He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 11.8 Million Pounds Stirlings (Eleven Million, Eight Hundred Thousand Pounds) with a Fiduciary company. Presently, this money is still with the Fiduciary Company.

Recently,my doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my partial paralysis. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an organisation or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want an organisation or individual that will use this to fund, women and youth groups, victims of war,environmental protection, charities, orphanages and widows or properties for orphange homes. It is said that blessed is the hand that giveth.

I took this decision because I don\'t have any child that will inherit this money and as a
part of restitution for the attrocities of my husband which I tacitly supported. I don\'t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. If you consider yourself
adequately equipped morally and
spiritually for this mission, please
send me a brief memo of how you intend to use the funds. Thank you and God bless.

Yours sincerely,
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I ponder what you may be:
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(spam haiku)
 
Bennie Lewis
rjnr@aedmonet.demon.co.uk

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Bennie Lewis
 
ANDREW SHLIO ASSOCIATE & SOLICITOR
9TH FLOOR WISMA D
993 JALAN AMPAN 3737
KULALA LUMPUR
MALAYSIA
TEL:0060-17-259-3195

Dear Partner,
l am Andrew shlio,an attorney at law.A deceased client of mine, by name,who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11 November 2001. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported
on:http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html
I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at $19 million dollars is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account
will be confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal
documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be
provided.All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values,do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your
decision, while I await your prompt response.Please contact me at once to indicate your interest.EMAIL:barristerandrewshlio@yahoo.co.uk


Best regards,
Andrew shlio

This communication,links contained herein, is for the sole use of the
intended recipient and may contain information that is confidential or
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Klaas Herrema
klaas20herrema@yahoo.co.in
to katie

For your attention.

Sequel to your non response of our earlier letter to you on behalf of the Trustees and Executors to the Will of our late client. I wish to notify you that we are listing you as a beneficiary to the total sum of 8.5M Euros (Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand Euro) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. Until his death he was a major share holder in big companies which include textile and construction companies.

He was a very great philanthropist during his life time. He died on 9th January 2004 at the age of 68.He was buried on the 3rd of February. Even though he was a foreigner living and working here he requested before his death that he be buried here in his words, "I regard here as My home and the people as my people"

We therefore reckoned that you can receive this funds as you are qualified by your name identity.All the legal papers will be processed on your response.In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward any proof of identities of yours, your current telephone and fax numbers and forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.



I await your reply soon.


Yours faithfully,

Klaas Herrema
 
Sarina
jmcgowanvernacular@inch.com

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known to you once. It is a hundred years and three and fifty since I
came out of the egg, but I do not forget what my father told me. Now I
 
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Date: Wed, 9 Aug 2006 16:0-1:31 +0000
Subject: urgent reply -[Wed, 9 Aug 2006 16:0-1:31 +0000]

Hi my name is Amin am from
egypt, am presently on political assylum now.
l got your email contact from my research on the
net because am presently looking for honest person
who can help my client to invest his fund in Real Estate
Investment and commercial properties.
I will be very intresting to start a new life in your country
with your assistance and co-operation on this issue concerning
my client fund.
So please if your in good position to help me, please send me an
email at this email address ( amin10@o2.pl )
indicating your desire to help me invest this fund in your country
and beyond. l urgently wating for your reply by end of the day,
I hope to me you very soon.

Best Regards & God Bless

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Dr.Godwin Mark
markgodwin232006@hotmail.com

From: DR. GODWIN MARK.
(Philantrophist)

Dear Good Friend,

Suject Matter : SINCERE COMPENSATION

You might find it so difficult to remember me. Though, it is indeed, a very long time. On my singular, I am much delighted and privileged to contact you again, after couple of years now. It takes fate, courage and God's fearing to remember old friends and at the same time, to show gratification to them,
despite circumstances that made things, not worked out as we projected then.

I take this liberty to inform you that, the transaction we were pursing together, finally worked out by God's infinite mercy and I decided to contact you, just to let you know. I have conscience as a human beign, due to your tremendious effort and contribution to make things work out in retrospect.

Meanwhile, I must inform you that, I am presently in Luxemburg for numerous business negotiations and establishment. I just arrived yesterday night and checked inn, in a hotel and decided to go down to the hotel business centre to mail you. Now, with my sincere heart, I have raised and signed an
International Cashier's Bank Draft, to the tune of USD$520,000.00 ( FIVE
HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DECIMAL ZERO-ZERO UNITED STATES DOLLARS) only in your name as COMPENSATION to your dedication, humanity and contribution, as it were.

Please, contact NOW, my confidential secretary, she is in the name of :

MRS. ROSE ALARIBE.(Secretay)
E-mail: (rosealaribe345206@myway.com)
You are to forward to her, the following :
1. YOUR FULL NAME & ADDRESS
2. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER (Is necessay)

She, will advise you further about the shipment of the ICBD to your
Residence Address or Office Address you may provided. Feel free to reach via this very mail address. Most importantly, the ICBD has only validity period of 12 banking days.

So, your early response to that effect, shall be admired. You have to mind the days on route shipment.

Sincerely Yours,
DR. GODWIN MARK.
(Philantrophist)
 
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Claims Unit Department:
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Contact email:- verificationdept.cartwright@yahoo.co.uk

FROM: THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,

Date: 16-09-2006
___________________________________________________________
Notification of Winning (UKON 2006)
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Lucky Numbers: 34 . 13. 26 . 19 . 02 . 12 . [08] Bonus Ball
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Mr. Shehu Musa (Director)
GHANA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (GNPC)
TEMA,
ACCRA-GHANA
Reply to this email: shehumusaa@yahoo.com

Dear Sir,

I am a Director in the above mentioned Corporation.

My primary assignment in the corporation is to award contracts that
have been approved by the government.

In the course of awarding these contracts for the re-fabrication/
refurbishment of the nation?s refinery, the contract which was awarded
to an expatriate was inflated to the tune of $15,000,000.00 USD.

I am seeking your indulgence and assistance in having this amount
remitted to your account for investment purposes.
There is absolutely no liability, be it civil, criminal or financial
on your part.

We have resolved to compensate you with 30% commission for your
assistance in having this fund transferred to your account for
investment purposes.

This transaction is being executed with the blessing of Executives in
government and in the Oil ministry.

More details will be forwarded to you, should I receive a positive
response from you.

Looking forward to having a healthy and lucrative business
relationship with you.

Thank you in advance for your corporation.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Shehu Musa
GNPC
ACCRA, GHANA.
 

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